Sunday, April 30, 2006
@ 1:05 PM
Hmm... was alone in the house juz now, pangsai-ing, when random thoughts started flooding my mind as i got too bored sitting on the toilet bowl...
Was wondering, what would i do if a burglar enters the house at this time? Would i hide in the toilet? Or would i go out to confront the burglar(s)?
First, i would listen out to see if there are conversations, and listen to the footsteps to see if there's only 1 or a few burglars... If no. of burglars >1, i would stay and hide in the toilet. if not, go out.
But, the burglar is probably armed! Most likely with a knife. Since if he has a gun or sth he would probably be robbing some other places. yepps. so i have a few choices:
i) Fight with my bare hands. With some luck i might grab his neck from behind and strangle him b4 anything he retaliates. If he swings his knife at my body, worst come to worst i would sacrifice my hand and grab the blade to retard his attack. He might be shocked at this move, then i would take the chance to execute a series of punch and kick combos which i learned from Street Fighter (one of my fav games when i was young).
ii) Arm myself with the 2 glass bottles (my dad's cologne and some disinfectant thingy), and attempt to smash the burglar's head up close, after sneaking up from behind. Hopefully that might knock him unconscious. But on 2nd thoughts, i doubt it would... its more likely that the burglar would get provoked and start assaulting me with his knife instead. I would also be intimidated by his bloody head (if i managed to deal the preemptive strike). yucks. No way.
iii) Attempt to dismantle the shower door and equip it like a giant riot shield. I still rmb when i used to play CS, the shield was totally imba. there was even a bug such that u can never get hurt as long as u are facing the enemy.
iv) Dismantle the metal hangar used to hang the towels and use it as a crowbar. This would be the best choice. Since the hangar is made of a light alloy (increasing my dexterity while using it) and is abt 1.5m long, i can attack him from a distance, rendering his melee attacks ineffective. Might even throw a towel on his head to blind him b4 i whack him up.
Yay! So after i've defeated him and knocked him unconscious/immobilised him, what would i do? i have no rope to tie him up (and i dunno how to tie someone up either =S)! and if i leave him alone and go call for help he might get up and run away! Oh no... im at a loss as to what to do. I guess the best bet would be to scream until some neighbours hear me...
Oh, i noticed i've only considered the case when the burglar is a "he". if the burglar is a "she", which, by probability is supposed to be 0.5, is chio and i manage to subdue her, i might.. hehe... take revenge in my own way =D
Haha. i think i must have shit-ted quite long to think of all these =P
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Sunday, April 30, 2006
@ 1:05 PM
Hmm... was alone in the house juz now, pangsai-ing, when random thoughts started flooding my mind as i got too bored sitting on the toilet bowl...
Was wondering, what would i do if a burglar enters the house at this time? Would i hide in the toilet? Or would i go out to confront the burglar(s)?
First, i would listen out to see if there are conversations, and listen to the footsteps to see if there's only 1 or a few burglars... If no. of burglars >1, i would stay and hide in the toilet. if not, go out.
But, the burglar is probably armed! Most likely with a knife. Since if he has a gun or sth he would probably be robbing some other places. yepps. so i have a few choices:
i) Fight with my bare hands. With some luck i might grab his neck from behind and strangle him b4 anything he retaliates. If he swings his knife at my body, worst come to worst i would sacrifice my hand and grab the blade to retard his attack. He might be shocked at this move, then i would take the chance to execute a series of punch and kick combos which i learned from Street Fighter (one of my fav games when i was young).
ii) Arm myself with the 2 glass bottles (my dad's cologne and some disinfectant thingy), and attempt to smash the burglar's head up close, after sneaking up from behind. Hopefully that might knock him unconscious. But on 2nd thoughts, i doubt it would... its more likely that the burglar would get provoked and start assaulting me with his knife instead. I would also be intimidated by his bloody head (if i managed to deal the preemptive strike). yucks. No way.
iii) Attempt to dismantle the shower door and equip it like a giant riot shield. I still rmb when i used to play CS, the shield was totally imba. there was even a bug such that u can never get hurt as long as u are facing the enemy.
iv) Dismantle the metal hangar used to hang the towels and use it as a crowbar. This would be the best choice. Since the hangar is made of a light alloy (increasing my dexterity while using it) and is abt 1.5m long, i can attack him from a distance, rendering his melee attacks ineffective. Might even throw a towel on his head to blind him b4 i whack him up.
Yay! So after i've defeated him and knocked him unconscious/immobilised him, what would i do? i have no rope to tie him up (and i dunno how to tie someone up either =S)! and if i leave him alone and go call for help he might get up and run away! Oh no... im at a loss as to what to do. I guess the best bet would be to scream until some neighbours hear me...
Oh, i noticed i've only considered the case when the burglar is a "he". if the burglar is a "she", which, by probability is supposed to be 0.5, is chio and i manage to subdue her, i might.. hehe... take revenge in my own way =D
Haha. i think i must have shit-ted quite long to think of all these =P
