Wednesday, September 28, 2005
@ 6:00 PM
boO! tmr is gp exam! and im here blogging with my louya pokkai english. confirm die liao loh. hmm.
Promo exams very stress leh. but stress is good, got all the adrenaline or wadeva, can increase bloodflow =) increase so much blood flowing into my head until i keesiao... den tried to open my room door with my head... yea, so i was like headbutting my door to push it open. gosh.... didnt expect the stupid door to be so heavy. so much inertia that i have to apply a huge force to accelerate it from rest in order to give it sufficient torque to swing about the pivot to open it.
sian si, then according to newton 3rd law, every action got equal n opposite reaction... so my forehead kena the force oso la. my sensory neurones detected the sudden contraction in the muscles of my forehead then send the impulses to my brain: damn painful. haiz. dammit, i must deposit more triglycerides as subcutaneous fats in my forehead to act as a cushioning layer next time, protecting the rest of my head from mechanical shock.
then now got a very small bualuku. its like a tumour liddat loh... probably the impact of the force destroyed my forehead cells' mitosis control mechanisms... causing uncontrolled reproduction of the cells resulting in the small bualuku. or worse still, maybe my door is infected with some dna virus which contains oncogenes! ahhhh!!!!!
ahh... then my mum compressed and rarefacted the particles in the air and sent a message to me telling me to use a cold cloth of bottle or smthing liddat to go press abit. actually its nth noticeable la. hmm..
why use cold thing leh? izzit because it will allow water to condense on it? then as water condenses, hydrogen bonds and formed between the molecules, hence energy is released to my forehead? then maybe the enthalpy change provides energy, increasing the rate of biochemical reactions taking place in the cells then cause the cells in my forehead to shrink in size faster? or maybe the energy will be converted into ATP then allow my white blood cells or something to carry out phagocytosis to engulf the extra cells which forms the bualuku through the extension of the membrane to create pseudopodia??! then maybe my powerful lysozymes will destroy everything. hmm...
ok. i must be really crazy to be talking so much crap... must be due to mutation of my brain cells because of the excessive information. concentration of information in my brain is so high, that equilibrium shifts to the right, so all the knowledge is gradually being lost. oh no.. what must i do?!?!
sigh. PRIMA FACIE, it seems that im really stressed. but if im stressed why would i still be laming around typing crap on my blog? oh wells.
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
@ 6:00 PM
boO! tmr is gp exam! and im here blogging with my louya pokkai english. confirm die liao loh. hmm.
Promo exams very stress leh. but stress is good, got all the adrenaline or wadeva, can increase bloodflow =) increase so much blood flowing into my head until i keesiao... den tried to open my room door with my head... yea, so i was like headbutting my door to push it open. gosh.... didnt expect the stupid door to be so heavy. so much inertia that i have to apply a huge force to accelerate it from rest in order to give it sufficient torque to swing about the pivot to open it.
sian si, then according to newton 3rd law, every action got equal n opposite reaction... so my forehead kena the force oso la. my sensory neurones detected the sudden contraction in the muscles of my forehead then send the impulses to my brain: damn painful. haiz. dammit, i must deposit more triglycerides as subcutaneous fats in my forehead to act as a cushioning layer next time, protecting the rest of my head from mechanical shock.
then now got a very small bualuku. its like a tumour liddat loh... probably the impact of the force destroyed my forehead cells' mitosis control mechanisms... causing uncontrolled reproduction of the cells resulting in the small bualuku. or worse still, maybe my door is infected with some dna virus which contains oncogenes! ahhhh!!!!!
ahh... then my mum compressed and rarefacted the particles in the air and sent a message to me telling me to use a cold cloth of bottle or smthing liddat to go press abit. actually its nth noticeable la. hmm..
why use cold thing leh? izzit because it will allow water to condense on it? then as water condenses, hydrogen bonds and formed between the molecules, hence energy is released to my forehead? then maybe the enthalpy change provides energy, increasing the rate of biochemical reactions taking place in the cells then cause the cells in my forehead to shrink in size faster? or maybe the energy will be converted into ATP then allow my white blood cells or something to carry out phagocytosis to engulf the extra cells which forms the bualuku through the extension of the membrane to create pseudopodia??! then maybe my powerful lysozymes will destroy everything. hmm...
ok. i must be really crazy to be talking so much crap... must be due to mutation of my brain cells because of the excessive information. concentration of information in my brain is so high, that equilibrium shifts to the right, so all the knowledge is gradually being lost. oh no.. what must i do?!?!
sigh. PRIMA FACIE, it seems that im really stressed. but if im stressed why would i still be laming around typing crap on my blog? oh wells.
